What up, Internet? I'm Rachel.

Web nerd, future wife of the most beautiful and amazing woman alive, real talker, coffee drinker, late night dancer and Australian badass.

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
Do Tara and Kris end up together?
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Asker Anonymous Asks:
Describe yourself...
landslidesom landslidesom Said:

Okay anon. Physically or otherwise?

Super fucking tall, curly brown hair, pretty athletic in build, zero tattoos, lil bit tanned, zero boobage (unfortunately), super homo, 30 years old, engaged, Australian.

I’m pretty outgoing, not shy with affection when it comes to my family, friends and beautiful fiancée, loyal, optimistic and I like to think I’m encouraging and easy to talk to. I don’t sleep when I’m anxious and I’ve been known to be extremely organized when it comes to work, but happy to be more relaxed in my non work life.

I love coffee and Indian food, dirty martinis, dancing, brunch, most baked goods, karaoke, reading, love a good bottle of red, cheese, laying around with Alex and talking about everything and nothing. I don’t like closed minded people, cheaters, violence, asparagus, soy milk (wtf even is that), decaf coffee…

Good enough?

Cold wintery days are the best for lounging around and snuggling. Hoodies and coffee and popcorn and grilled cheese. For Eva Cassidy and favorite books and talking and holding hands.

I’m not sure why people dislike receiving drunk texts. you’re the only person they’re thinking of when their brain can’t function properly

I was tagged by anniekendrick.

You can tell a lot about someone by the type of music they listen to. Hit shuffle on your iPod/phone/iTunes/media player and write down the first 20 songs.

1. Chandler (cover) - Sara Bareilles

2. Sail the Wildest Stretch - Powderfinger

3. God Bless The Child - Eva Cassidy

4. Spawn - George

5. Hella Good - No Doubt

6. I Love It - Hilltop Hoods feat Sia

7. Norwegian Wood - The Beatles

8. Don’t Stop Me Now - Queen

9. Swerve City - Deftones

10. Greed for Your Love - Missy Higgins

11. Fire Me Up - Katy Steele

12. You Take My Breath Away - Eva Cassidy

13. Gold Dust Woman - Fleetwood Mac

14. Shoot This - Motor Ace

15. LowHigh - Ella Hooper

16. Heartlines (demo) - Florence & The Machine

17. (You Make Me Feel Like A) Natural Woman - Carole King

18. Hairdo - Little Birdy

19. Sittin On The Dock of the Bay - Otis Redding

20. In The Summertime - Thirsty Merc

Nothing like a woman with a brilliant mind and a filthy mouth.


Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

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this fucking mentality that you can’t be best friends with your significant other, that romance ruins a friendship, that BOTH FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE CANNOT OCCUR SIMULTANEOUSLY kills me like

that’s such a horrible, horrible and unhealthy mentality to have

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